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Saturday, September 4, 2010

Top 11 Ways to Provoke a Geek Argument

Geeks, as a general rule, are pretty easy-going. We like to think things through, so passionate confrontations aren’t commonplace for us. When we get well and properly provoked, though, watch out! We won’t stop talking until every last point that we can think of has been made at least twice. So, what do you say to provoke a geek? Glad you asked!

 

 

 11. “No real programmer would ever use PHP.”

 

10. “Comic books are just for kids!”

 

 9. “Internet Explorer is much better than Firefox—why else would it be the

most  popular  Browser ?”

 

8. “Role-playing games are just for people who can’t deal with real life.”

 

 7. “Homeopathy works, no matter what ’science’ has to say about it.”

 

6. “The Pirates of the Caribbean movies are so realistic!”

 

 5. “If open-source software was really that great, they’d charge for it.”

 

4. “Dreamworks  kicks Pixar’s animated butt!” 

 

3. “Mac, Windows, or Linux? Does it really make a difference?” 

 

2. “Batman is so boring—he doesn’t even have any super powers!”

 

 1. “Who needs Gmail? I’ve got AOL!”

 

 

 

 

Source : www.wired.com 

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